From his time spent down under, an elf had returned
To tell Santa all of the things he had learned.
“Their Christmas is odd, for snow there is not,
Instead lots of sunscreen as the sun is so hot."
Said Santa: “do not worry, they’re not missing out,
‘Tis family and good times what Christmas is all about.”
Santa tied presents with rope to a cork,
And said to himself: “I hope this will work”.
He shook really hard with his grand champagne bottle,
And pointed it south where it flew to full throttle.
“Fly off to Australia to bring presents in my stead”
But it missed and instead hit the back of his head.